Latin America

The 10 Types Of Latinas You’ll Hook-Up With In Latin America

Forgive me for the puerile nature of this post.

But I feel like having a little fun. I’m in a small town so there isn’t too much to do aside from work. And there certainly doesn’t appear to be too many nice women around here.

Out of curiosity, I jumped on Tinder last night. I was assailed with an overabundance of heavy-set girls riding ATVs and/or holding rifles.


After that ghastly incident I found myself sitting in the dark, reminiscing about the different kinds of Latinas I’ve hooked-up with throughout Latin America. Sad, I know, but any guy who’s travelled has done the same.

So, with that in mind, I’ve compiled a list (complete with pictures and personal anecdotes) of the 10 types of Latinas you’re likely to hook-up with in Latin America.

7 Reasons Why Living In Latin America Is An Awful Idea

At this point I feel like a poster boy for Central and South America. 

I’ve written so many positive things about the region that I’m sure I’ve painted quite a rosy picture in the minds of some readers.

But here’s the thing.

Latin America is not a great place to live. Most westerners looking to relocate will be better off choosing Eastern Europe or Southeast Asia, especially if they are in their early 30s or older.

I could probably come up with 100 reasons why it’s a bad idea to live in Latin America.

But ain’t nobody got time for that.

Instead, here are just a few of the frustrating things likely to send you on the next flight home.